i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
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The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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