Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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