Dual....:-)
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
there's paper in my vomit.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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