whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Randomize
