D3 body, D1 cock
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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