Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
How external is "for external use only"?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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