I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
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I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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