Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
we have officially lost it.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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