Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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