We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
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we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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