If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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