Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
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WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I forget how to act sober
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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