The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
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You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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