He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
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Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life