I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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