Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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