Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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