when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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