STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
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NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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