he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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