you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
we're so committed to being not committed
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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