Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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