Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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