The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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