She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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