Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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