I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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