ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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