you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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