Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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