Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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