Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Randomize
