Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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