Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
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no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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