she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
organizing the empties. That sober.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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