Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
My life is pants optional.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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