I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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