4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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