There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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