Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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