You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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