: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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