Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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