Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
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I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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