That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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