i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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