I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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