You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
