You surviving the open bar?
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SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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