I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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