I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
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I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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