i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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