It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
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Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
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Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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