You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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