The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
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I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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