Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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