so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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